"Everything I ever wanted to know about Semenex"

So, How Does SEMENEX Make Semen Taste?

Here are a few selected quotes from some of the 27 women in our Semenex test group:

"Yummy... I don't know how else to describe it. It was kinda sweet tasting and with no bitter or salty taste at all."  - Kathy (Phoenix, AZ)

"It was sweet. No bitter or salty taste whatsoever. Now going down on him is a real treat instead of a chore."    - Mistie (Mesa, AZ)

"Tasty!  I've never really had a problem with semen, except when it gets really bitter, but this product really makes drinking a man down a treat!"  - Jenni (Mesa, AZ)

"There was no bitter taste (yuck!) and it was kinda spicy sweet.  I still can't believe I'm saying that!"  - Dawn (Scottdale, AZ)

And finally, one husband wrote back whose wife hated giving blowjobs because of the taste. Here is his entire e-mail reply, word for word:

"It worked. She took a load and was pleasantly surprised!  She said it tasted kind of sweet and spicy.  It was the first time in years that she did that, so I thank you from the bottom of my balls!"  - Dave (Phoenix, AZ)

But, Isn't Pineapple Juice or Celery Supposed to Make Semen Taste Better?

Early on in research it was quickly discovered that despite the general reputation of certain fruits and vegetables to positively affect the taste of semen, most did not produce any significant effect in actual testing. As many have likewise discovered:

"I once tried an experiment in changing the taste of my semen by incorporating nothing but fruits and vegetables and water in my diet, and only managed to accomplish shedding 25 pounds."   (http://www.skyboom.com/jsantos3/sept10-16.html)

Another supposed semen-taste enhancer is broccoli.  Yet another urban myth that doesn't work:

"The Grand Broccoli Experiment".

Ironically, there is some truth to these myths, but it took our research to find the concentrations, ratios, and other key ingredients needed to trigger optimal results.

How does the SEMENEX drink itself taste?

Semenex, the powder drink itself, is very mild and pleasant to the taste, possessing a light fruity, spicy flavour that everyone from customers to radio DJs describe as very similar to liquid pumpkin pie! Additionally, Semenex is sweetened with added fructose to create a tasty drink whose effects on the flavour of semen, which has to be experienced to be believed.

The only additive not directly related to semen taste enhancement is a fructose sweetener added to the Semenex powder drink, itself.

While we attempted to purchase Trutina Dulcem, an all-natural low-glycemic sweetener, for use in our product to make it safer for customers who might be glucose sensitive or intolerant, the sweetener's manufacturer, Nutrilab Corporation, has refused to sell to us due to the sexual nature of Semenex. In their words, Semenex is "inappropriate" for their product.

Should any of our thousands of satisfied customers find themselves equally perplexed by such a hostile attitude toward oral sex and who have additional questions or concerns regarding their decision that prevents us from making our product more available to those with hypoglycaemia or diabetes, we ask that all such inquiries be voiced directly to www.trutinadulcem.com. 

Warning: Semenex does contain fructose, a natural sugar. Thus, if you have a glucose sensitive or intolerant condition (e.g. diabetes, hypoglycaemia), consult your physician before using Semenex.

How Does SEMENEX Work?

Semenex works by combining just the right ingredients in the needed ratios and concentrations to work its "magic" on semen taste. So, as your body is churning away producing semen, Semenex ingredients are there helping out and influencing the way it tastes.

It's like this...   To a large extent, we are what we eat and drink.  It is the same with semen.

It's been known for some time that very strong foods such as garlic and spicy foods can influence semen with these same tastes.  Of course not many find such flavours appealing.  Even regular foods, such as dairy products in particular, can give semen a foul flavour.

"No problem," you're thinking. "I'll just eat lots of candy or fruit and that'll make me taste sweet." Sorry, it doesn't work that way.

Mother Nature has a mean sense of humour. Eating sweet-tasting foods does not transfer very well to semen no matter how much you eat. In fact under normal circumstances if you taste sweet it's a strong indication that you might be diabetic. But that's okay. With Semenex the last laugh can be yours.

After almost two years of investigation, research, and experimentation, we found the precise formula of ingredients and concentrations that succeeds where all others have failed.
So, What is the recommended daily "dosage"?

1 to 2 servings a day, depending on your own diet and body chemistry. In other words, "season to taste."

Regardless if you use one or two servings daily, only take one serving at a time! Simply pour one serving (two level tablespoons [scoops]) of Semenex into a lidded container with 6 ounces (175 ml) of water. Close the container with the lid and shake well, as you would any common health/fitness-related protein powder. 

Always take Semenex at night before bed. Before taking the first serving be sure and ejaculate at least once to get rid of the normally nasty-tasting semen your body has built up. (You can add an additional taste boost by also taking a second serving the following day about mid-morning or at lunch. But take no more than a maximum of two servings per 24 hours.)

As it takes the body about three days to completely replenish the maximum amount of semen retained in the body, you might additionally want to continue taking a serving of Semenex for one or two additional nights so as to give your lover a good, full mouthful of now-tasty semen to savour.

How Soon After Taking SEMENEX Can My Lover Expect... Results?

If used as recommended, Semenex takes effect in only 12-24 hours, significantly enhancing the flavour of semen as it is produced in the male body.  And it's guaranteed, or your money back... period.

Of course you might want to wait an additional 24-48 hours, taking another Semenex serving on each additional night, so as to build up more Semenex-sweetened semen for your thirsty lover.

How Long Does SEMENEX Last?

Pretty much as long as it takes to deplete the supply of Semenex-enhanced semen you've built up.

Don't forget that your body is continually producing semen. So if your lover won't be enjoying the yummy results for a while, be sure and take at least one Semenex serving per day (at night) until then. Or wait until a day or so before the "event" and begin taking Semenex then.

Generally speaking, Semenex's optimal effects last about 24 hours after having last drank a serving of Semenex, though some couples report continued (though diminished) taste effects as much as 48 to 72 hours after last drinking a serving.

Do I need to take SEMENEX every day for it to work?

Not necessarily. While it is recommended that one serving of Semenex be taken a maximum of 24 hours before fellatio, regular users of our product continue to report that taking a serving of Semenex every other day still results in sweetened semen!

Of course, after using Semenex we must warn you that the frequency of oral lovemaking you receive is most likely going to increase.  So be prepared, you poor guy.  You might just find yourself also becoming a very "drained" regular Semenex user just so as to keep your semen-thirsty lover(s) happy.  Damn the bad luck!

Is there a "best" time of day to take SEMENEX?

Yes, there sure is.

The best time to take Semenex is a couple hours or so before you go to bed at night.

If you choose to go for the best results by drinking a second "dose," do so the following day around noon.

Is there anything I can do to help SEMENEX work better?

Sure there is. Besides following the instructions above, your diet and regimen can go a long way toward optimizing Semenex' effects. 

As diet affects the taste of all bodily secretions, there are certain foods and drinks that should be avoided.  These you will find listed in our Supplemental Guide.

What is the shelf life of SEMENEX?  Does it have an "expiration date"?

Technically, yes. If kept properly sealed (lid closed when not in use) and stored (no extremes in temperature or humidity), Semenex will easily last up to two (2) years with no decrease in product efficacy.

What about the health aspects of SEMEMEX?

All ingredients used in Semenex have been approved by the FDA. There is nothing in Semenex but fruits, vegetables, spices, vitamins, and minerals.  The only other ingredient is a fructose sweetener added to make the drink itself sweeter. Well, that and the slightest smidgen of chlorophyll for colour.

And unlike many male sex-related supplements, there are no herbs of any kind in Semenex as they can have a dangerously deleterious effect on certain medications and medical conditions.  Thus unless you have an allergy to certain fruits and/or vegetables, or are diabetic or hypoglycaemic, you will find that Semenex is a very healthy drink all by itself!

NOTE:  The only possible word of caution needed is to not drink more than one serving of Semenex at a time, and no more than 2 servings in 24 hours. 

Even though Semenex is 100% natural and truly made of some of the most nutritious ingredients available in Nature, given the concentrated nature of some of these ingredients, too much of even the best of things can backfire on us. And as this product does contain fibre, perhaps literally so if more than one serving were to be taken at a time.

WARNING: for those who have been diagnosed with glucose sensitivity or intolerance (e.g. diabetes, hypoglycaemia), do not use Semenex without first consulting with your physician.  While Semenex contains only fructose and other natural, unprocessed sugars, they are sugars nonetheless.

Is SEMENEX addictive or habit-forming?

Okay, let's treat this one as a serious question.

No. There is nothing in Semenex that is habit-forming or addictive.  Semenex does not even contain caffeine, ginseng (which, naturally contains caffeine), herbs, or any other ingredient that might be in the least questionable in this regard.

However given its effects on the taste of semen, it can tend to be just a bit "habit-forming" for those drinking down its results, jet after tasty jet.  And for that, we make no apologies.

Are there any known side effects to SEMENEX?

Absolutely none.  Well, unless you include the wonderfully positive effect it will have on your oral relationships.

Does SEMENEX have any negative effect on sperm potency?

Again... absolutely none. If you're trying to conceive a child*, Semenex could only possibly help in that pursuit given its highly nutritional content and its formulation specifically designed to help replenish in the male the very "building blocks" needed to produce semen.

Let's not forget that Semenex contains no potentially harmful ingredients of any kind, only highly concentrated fruits and vegetables, as well as spices, vitamins and minerals.

*Of course, this naturally pre-supposes vaginal rather than oral sex in such a case. While we would have thought such went without saying, it recently came to our attention that at least one website's owners weren't able to figure that one out on their own.

This seems too good to be true.  What guarantees come with SEMENEX?

This product comes with a 100% Money-back Guarantee, on the 5-serving container size
We are real, this product is for real, and so are the tasty results.

How can I order SEMENEX?

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